Oh no. What have I done??
My previous post has made the ex consider buying another hideous delightful statue.
(Thank god they’re so expensive.)
I think that the horse is probably the best of the bunch.
The cats are unbearably naff as our dear leader (Foz, my M.A tutor) would have said.


What on earth is that thing near its bum? It looks like a soap dispenser’s been attached the horse’s behind. It also leans like a deeply drunk horse trying to stand straight.
I’ve no idea what was going on with my internet but 5 attempts to comment on the last post failed. This is particularly infuriating because I think attempt no.1 comprised a funny observation. Except by the time attempt no. 4 was being made, I’d forgotten the observation and had only a grit-your-teeth determination to beat the system and post a comment, any comment dammit. As it turned out, I failed.
Hmph.
SUCCESS!
(Sorry. But I had to celebrate my re-entry into the world of comments. Ok, I’ll go now.)
well done! I do hate losing a fun comment. I feel your pain. Did the browser back button not recover it?
The thing on its bum is some pot, it looks like a ghee pot or a creamer with a little burtan next to it. You also probably can’t see it but there is a turtle riding it. (The turtle is tucked in-between the wings.) That’s right. Turtle riding a horse.
This is actually one of his more restrained pieces. You should see the life size desi-type cow.
Damn. I wanted to get to the butt plug lotion dispenser first.
Wrong anatomy for a butt plug, but still–
Ooo, a turtle?!
It’s rump is probably the best place to keep a lube dispenser.