I’d like to get right to the heart of the upcoming olympics and say a few unpoetic, yet pertinent words, through that powerful medium the poster.
The London 2012 Olympics
Fuck the Olympics, Fuck the tube delays, Fuck the huge waste of money, Fuck the swimming team, Fuck the canoeists team, Fuck the curling team, Fuck the horse jumping team, Fuck the yachting team, Fuck the rowing team, Fuck the javelin, Fuck the shot put, Fuck the discus, Fuck the hurdles, Fuck the long jump, the short jump and the high jump, Fuck the opening event, Fuck the Olympic committee, Fuck the sponsors, Fuck the McCartney ‘designed’ slutty outfits that look like the bottom half will ride up all the athletes butts, Fuck the shitty advertising (except the illustrated tube posters. Those are rather good), Fuck the crappy logo designed by a group of morons trying to be ‘street’, Fuck the athletes going on talk shows to constantly bore us with their ‘training schedule’ stories, Like anyone gives a crap, Fuck the sponsors, Fuck the mascots, Fuck the raise in prices, Fuck the cuts to the arts, Fuck the BS, Fuck it. All of it.
Love it!!!!
thank you x
Fuck YES.
yes! down with the olympics
The Olympics probably should be dissolved–
A horrendous money-loser, an exercise in grandiosity–
Bogus national pride, bogus international communion–
A bunch of kids duped into feeling like gods for 15 mins, then dropped back into obscurity–
The audience not having a clue what the frak these things are about–
Development tycoons lining pockets to build Albert Speer-type halls that will remain empty for decades to come–
Yes, it’s gonna be happy times for you, my friend.
No little place in the country you can go to?
it does seem to be seriously over the top. Also i never objected so strongly before it came to London.
Little place in the country – no god how will i get to work? as it is the tubes will be full of people. although a girl at work has to pass through the olympic village to get to work. shes probably going to have to get up at 5 just to get in at 9
Hah, brilliant.
^__^
But you forgot to fuck the sprinters and the long-distance runners–all those high, tight hindquarters pumping up and down. Oh yes, fuck THEM alllll good….
oh yeah THEM lot. I mean it’s all the stupid random events that annoy me. If they kept the whole thing down to a handful of sports that would be fine. But the can ditch a whole bunch. Sailing, rowing, curling, waste of time. seriously.
i find runners ugly.
their legs look horrid
I like casual runners’ bodies. But yeah, basically if you’re doing any sport at an Olympic level, it’s going to fuck up your body big time. It’s just too extreme….>< This post I like so much, wish I could like it twice
like it a billion times! I wish the Olympics would go away, yesterdays evening standard had nothing but olympics news! like 6-7 spreads full of various stories. So boring.
Fuck thats brilliant!
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