Coral Final

I put it in the frame and then 2 days later the tape holding the board at the back of the frame peeled away and it all fell out.

Luckily everything is now stuck on so nothing fell off or got bent, but now that its out of the frame I really ought to take some better photos (without reflections.)

Coral Final

Coral Final

Coral closeup

Coral closeup

Eels

Eels

This was very quick and enjoyable to make. So I’m making a few more.

I bought some more ink (Holy crap! So expensive!)

While browsing through the shop and trying to decide between the bright pink or the crimson I accidentally knocked a bottle off the shelf and it shattered, leaving vibrant, bloody ink all over the floor.

Whoops.

I looked around in that panicked way I imagine people who’ve committed crimes usually do, but none of the employees even noticed. Not even the girl standing in an aisle next to mine.

Clearly the pay isn’t high in art supply shops.

Yes! I thought.

Now all you need to do is walk away Janine.

Just…slowly…walk away…

No one will even notice.

Just walk to the till like nothing even happened. You know nothing, you did NOTHING.

Whatever you do, just don’t look back!!

Anyone who has ever read any of the Greek myths knows you should NEVER look back.

Terrible things seem to happen to those who look back.

Unfortunately, I looked back.

I saw the ink bleeding out all over the floor and I lost my nerve.

My guilt trumped my desire to run away and I confessed to the oblivious employee in the adjacent aisle.

Which happily for the moral, turned out to be the right thing to do.

I said sorry, she just thanked me for letting her know and mopped it up.

I bought my 4 bottles of ink with only minor evidence of pink all over my fingers to show for it.

Whew. Tense there for a little while.

Then I spent the rest of the Sunday afternoon turning the living room into a studio (Ex was out naturally) and painted 4 more backgrounds, in pink and gold, green, blue-green and blue while watching the Big Bang Theory.

Very enjoyable.

5Trappy is compensating for something.

Trappy Flowering

Trappy is very horny.

It has taken him nearly 2 months to peak.

A slow grower, my wee Trappy.

I’m going to try to self-pollinate him.

Is that too racy to say on a blog?

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Rape Rick Pillow Closer

Rape Rick Pillow

Another quick and dirty post.

I bought my own pillow like a lamo.

Then I stuck sequins on it.

I’m quite pleased with it it.

Ok I’m immensely pleased with it.

Isn’t that terrible?

But thats mostly down to the colour.

I love that particular shade of chrome yellow.

I really need to find customers other than myself.

Here:
http://society6.com/JanineShroff/Rape-Rick_Pillow

Rape Rick Pillow

Rape Rick Pillow

Rape Rick Pillow Closer

Rape Rick Pillow Closer

Purple Gold crop

WIP Sketch Book – Purple & Gold

Had a fairly productive weekend aside from the Friday.

  • Painted the background quickly friday night for a new piece
  • Painted in some pages of my sketch book
  • Did a logo
  • Did some quick brand standards
  • Finished and submitted an illustration piece
  • Did some more work in my sketch book

Here is one below that I’m still working on. I like tight, neat lines so I need to go over it with a biro and clean it up a bit.

Rest to follow eventually as I work my way through them.

Like the UKBA I have a large backlog of unfinished sketch book pages.

Purple & Gold

Purple & Gold

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Social Monster Society6 Pillow Blue Web

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Luigi Sketch Final

The Great Catscapade

I’ve come to a potentially life altering decision.

Luigi, my Bombay cat set to be the new internet sensation.

I’m tired of seeing these so-called ‘cute’ cats take to the stage when I know Luigi, the mastermind who wrangled his devious way into our house by being an adorable stray, who manipulatively demanded that he be petted nearly constantly (“These pitiful humans, they love to pet furry critters. Now they shall be in my power!”),

Who then like the mafioso he is really is, eliminated all competition by chasing away the other house cats, recruited a doltish henchmen (A similarly coloured, stupider cat, called Porky who waddles around behind his master.)

and who now rules the house with an iron fist in a velvet paw.

How is such a cat not destined for internet-meme-10-second greatness?

All I need is the co-operation of my parents, a selection of tiny hats and sunglasses and maybe a cigar or two.

I think I can get my gran to knit him a sweater once she recovers from her broken collar-bone.

Then I can sit back and wait for the millions to roll in!

Endorsements! Adverts! YouTube videos!

How can this plan fail??

The world and it’s Buzzfeeds, Reddits 4 chans and imgurs will be ours!!

BUWAHAHAHAHA!! Meow Hiss.

Luigi Sketch Final

Luigi Sketch Final

Luigi perched on my mothers shoulder, (as Moof would say), a little Nazgul. Or as someone on FB said - Comma Cat. Clings nice and snug, like a comma on a sentence.

Luigi perched on my mothers shoulder like (as Moof would say), a little Nazgul. Or as someone on FB said – Comma Cat. Clings nice and snug, like a comma on a sentence.

Cat Skyping with Mom & Leo

Cat Skyping with Mom & Leo