Some inconsiderate twat next door is barbecuing right next to our fence so all his smoke is coming right into the window to suffocate me.
Not only was I rudely awakened to his bastard child wailing and shrieking for at least 30 minutes this morning, which was then followed by the she-dog of his wife arguing with him about the pram…
“I AIN’T LETTING YOU TAKE APART MY STROLLER, NO YOU AIN’T TAKING IT APART”
…. followed by more hideous hollering from the brat.
These fucking neighbors.
Now they are playing the song “Vindaloo”