After 3 long, long years of Charris Jason Charrallambos Louca INSISTING that he is really Greek and NOT British, [even though he was born in Middle Sex hospital, brought up in London, has a British passport and is surrounded by British culture, he is in complete denial and likes to pretend he was born and raised in a little Cypriot village], he has FINALLY been forced to admit he is not, in fact, genuine Greek.
Here’s how it went.
“Habib and I saw Jordan and Peter Andre at Starbucks, Habib kept insulting her really loudly. It was very embarrassing. He kept saying ‘she’s quite ugly’ really loudly.” Charris [or John] remarks.
“Really? You know Peter Andre is Greek.”….I reply for no particular reason.
“Oh he’s not really Greek, he was born in Australia….” Before the words had even died on his lips he regretted this confession.
“Ooooooh so he’s not REALLY Greek….he’s Australian…….like you are ……British!” …I gleefully shriek.
I swear on all the gods of the Anglo-Saxons I shall never let this die. [as you might have noticed, I swear on many gods, I like to hedge my bets.]
Charris will be now called John Humphrey.