Breastfeeding Workshop

Yesterday I opened the previous tenants mail accidentally [of course] and was presented with this intriguing A4 letter.

I mean, seriously? I thought it was all pretty cut and dry….
You know, attach brat to breast, pump it [breast not brat], burp [brat not breast], clean up brat’s puke, clean up brat’s shit, read self help guide to enforced celibacy. And so forth….

Apparently not, you can actually attend a class that teaches you all of the above AND serves you tea/coffee/biscoot
[for a small fee, naturally]

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