A lonely Epson R240, siting all by himself in a cramped shop on Tottenham Court road has finally found a loving yet demanding mistress, and has placed himself happily on my bed awaiting a test print.
Boy is he a lucky devil today.
I shall name him Sam.
If he’s naughty and spits out my nice heavy weight printer I shall call him Samuel.
And if he’s very VERY naughty I shall spank him and then complain loudly to Epson.