This Belle G. Boutique is refusing to pay me.
I might have to summon her to court.
In this wonderful world-wide web era, one can send someone to court for the princely sum of just 30 pounds online. Her Royal Majesty’s Money Claim Online only states that one cannot claim against:
The Government and (surprise surprise) Her Majesty.
The only hitch is this silver lined cloud is that I might need a lawyer to represent me in court.
“They say that only a fool has himself for a client, and by jove, I am that fool!” Gomez Adams
I have this great vision of what court might be like in the J. vs Gray case.
I shall point my finger at her in an accusatory way and shout out something totally scandalous yet so revelatory that the whole case is tied up. The entire court will be up in arms. The judge will bang his little hammer and yell
“ORDER! ORDER IN THE COURT! I HOLD YOU IN CONTEMPT!”.
Then all the journos and press people will cheer and throw up their press passes in the air.
Leo thinks I’ve been watching too much TV.