My MSN list shows a forlorn ‘none’ under the ‘online’ sign.
I feel so lost and alone on the vast world-wide web.
I only come on to MSN to ‘appear offline’.
It’s much like the function of flatmates.
You ignore them when they’re around, but when they’re not, you quite miss them.
GD just came online.
It’s time to appear offline before he starts talking to me.