OverheardintheOffice.com

5PM Now, Does Jesus Say That Every Time We Have Communion?

Crazy ER patient: I believe in the Lord! I believe in the Lord! I believe in the Lord!

Monotone nurse #1, taking vitals: Blood pressure, 150 over 80… Pulse, 110.

Nurse #2: Yes, yes, but does he believe in the Lord?

Monotone nurse #1: Haha. Hold him. [Jabs crazy patient with a needle.]

Crazy ER patient: I believe in– Aaauuugh! You bitch!

Nurse #2: What about the Lord?

Crazy ER patient: Auuugh! Stop taking my blood, you bitch!


Colorado

Overheard by: TK

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3 thoughts on “OverheardintheOffice.com

  1. “hallelujah. Jesus is alive and well today”. Though we never see him around much these days, christians seem pretty adamant that hes still keeping up his end of the bargain and maintaining his role as ‘lord and saviour’. But really, if no one can see him, (except the old and the insane) and no has any evidence of him except some old book chronicling his best tricks (which quite frankly Harry Potter can do twice as impressive) Why would you still be convinced that jesus is still alive and working hard for the cause? With the kind of P.R hes got i bet he hasnt done a bloody thing since he went to his cousins restaurant to order a meze for five thousand guests.

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