Isn’t it funny how condoms aren’t made to measure?
i.e. available in small, medium or large sizes?
With a mans ego it doesn’t seem feasible.
Imagine having to go up to the counter of a pharmacy and say:
“Could I have…one glycodin…”
“A pack of paracetamol and….”
“…a pack of extra-extra small Durex please?”
“Oh no! It’s not for me…..my friend….very shy..”.
“He’s just waiting in the car…very shy….”
I guess he could ask his girlfriend to do it but that might be even worse.
Every time she asks for the extra-extra small Durex as she buys her pack of Tampax, ‘it’ (the inadequate penis size *snicker*) would mock her.
Just at that point some smart ass guy would slide up next to her at the counter wink at her while he asks the chemist,
“Yar! 12 super mundo large, thanks you please.”
At some point she might even fall for it.
R. once made H. go to a chemist while she sat in the rick, with explicit instructions to get her a pack of sanitary towels. He came back and she said
“Sorry I forgot! Can you go back and get me some toothpaste?”
“What the fuck dude? Like fuck man..*grumble grumble mutter*”
but grumbling aside returned dutifully with the toothpaste.
R. then promptly sent him back to buy a pack of condoms *insert more grumbling here*
R. is worried of what people might think of nice desi ladki buying ‘sex goods’ haw haw!
Although I wonder what the chemist must have thought,
“Condoms, toothpaste and sanitary towels? Hai hai!”
As a triple threat combo it’s a bit suspect. Kinky man, that H.
Eoughan kindly sent me this highly amusing link to this article which I’m sure many Indian men would hate to read, but I can definitely confirm this about at least one Carter road inhabitant. Poor bastard.