What can you do with a vagina?

I was at the pub, with someone from work, discussing the never-ending topic that is babies.

My consistent lack of desire to breed, is constantly questioned incredulously.

Because, how can that be true? Why bother being alive? Surely all a woman is meant for is to squeeze out some brat and then die.

So she says, (she’s french)

“For me, that ees ze meaning of life, to ‘ave a baby. What else can ‘ou do with a vagina?”

I reply, grinning ear to ear

“I can think of a lot of things you can do with a vagina…”

She blushes.

( Of course she’s pregnant now. Figures)

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