The ex gave me a card for V. day.
I didn’t get anything for the ex, because I am a shit.
(Also I hate enforced displays of emotions. Christmas is bad enough. bah humbug.)
But it was a really great card.
The front of the card “One True Love” and had glitter and beads and a bow and hearts and gold embossed typography and stuck on paper typography and beads and glitter. Then some more glitter.
On the inside it said
“This looked like a card a serial killer would send, so I bought it! xx”
It made me laugh and it’s true. It was totally serial killer. I really liked it.