I really love drawing penises. I realised that while drawing this.
Sure, I enjoy drawing vaginas too, but I find they don’t have the same comedic value.
This is not based on any particular sexual preference, I’m merely referring to the shapes when you draw them.
The cock with its cylinder and two circles is so much funnier looking. (see above, my seriously M.A diagram)
The vagina has a more elegant, modified elliptical shape, which makes me feel it ought to be taken more seriously.
I can’t imagine some tagger graffiting vaginas on underground passes and subway walls with the same carefree abandon as scrawling a big, giant, hairy knob. Knob drawings are far more carefree.
Also entirely hairy ones. The hair is not just on the balls, but everywhere. Like a Chewbacca of cocks.
I was doodling a hairy cock on a napkin at Prithvi ages ago and Bhangar who was sat there with Riddhi, got offended because I covered the whole cock in hair.
He said they didn’t look like that, it’s insulting. Only the balls have hair.
I suppose he had a point.
Now I just draw ones with veins, unless I want to be insulting. I find it helps to add the detail.
See? That’s so M.A. of me! How can they get rid of M.A. illustration??
This is the world penis drawing competition. I’m thinking of entering.
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