There are 3 loos on the top floor of where I work.
I like to sit in there for a while as a kind of time out, also to prevent myself from going outside and smoking.
Sometimes I sit there so long that the light which is movement sensitive, turns itself off.
I have to wave my arms rapidly to turn it back on again or sit in the dark.
However the tiny pleasure of sitting in the loo is being ruined by a couple of things.
1. Lack of ventilation. Those loos really stink man. Especially in the morning when some unknown man/woman has a poo.
2. Someone broke the seat in the middle loo leaving only 2 usable toilets which means there is a que. The que kills my desire to sit in the loo instead of standing outside and smoking too much.
3. Daily usage of these 3 loos and made me realise that some men are incapable of peeing like normal hygienic humans. Sometimes the loos are completely unusable because some filthy fuck has pissed all over the toilet seat and probably down his pants.
What is it with men and toilets bowls? Are they incapable of aiming? It’s a huge ceramic bowl, they have a movable flesh-hose and a pair of hands. How hard can it possibly be to hit the target accurately??
Men and women should never have to pee in the same place. I’m thinking of writing a strongly worded complaint about the unhealthy amount of urine around the first floor loo seats.