Yo, you wanna check out my stash man? It’s good stuff. Promise.
The living room TV cabinet has 4 small shelves built into it. 3 belong to the ex. But one is mine, all mine. MU WAH HAH HA!
That shelf has books stored 2 rows deep, with some piled up on top for good measure.
I mask both rows with a single facade of ‘acceptable’ books and the Cartland’s live behind this facade. At least in the Living room…
The real stash, the good stuff, is right under the bed.
The books are stacked 2 rows deep under the bed, and 3 rows deep in the side table cabinet. (Small stash of Heyers as well. Barbs can’t get everything.)
I ran out of space eventually so I packed away all my shoes (I’ve worn one pair of shoes for a year. In a way it makes getting dressed for work easier.)
I ran out of space there too, so now I also have a little tower of books hidden in my desk.