Angry message to the man who doesn’t / can’t or just wont lift the seat and then peed all over it.
I know who you are.
I saw you walking away quickly from the scene of the crime.
Don’t tell me you were walking that fast because you had an “important meeting”.
I KNOW a hit and run when I see one.
I’ve had the misfortune of walking into a loo just after you’ve done your filthy little business,
I’M LODGING A COMPLAINT YOU FUCK!!